Reluctantly preparing myself for a lack of decent meals when I go back to uni #domesticgoddess (at Starvation Station)

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Reluctantly preparing myself for a lack of decent meals when I go back to uni #domesticgoddess (at Starvation Station)

(Source: mrgolightly, via sextnoise)

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

(via sorry)

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via orgasm)

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

(via orgasm)

This is how I feel about most things #unilyf

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This is how I feel about most things #unilyf

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

(via orgasm)

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

Gravity.

Without it, you just have gravy.

(via sorry)

#lifelessons

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#lifelessons

#thirstythursdays (at Treehouse)

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#thirstythursdays (at Treehouse)

#exams (at Struggle Street)

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#exams (at Struggle Street)

cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

(via orgasm)

Reblog if you’re a nobody on Tumblr but you’re still very proud of your blog.

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(Source: based-jr, via orgasm)